Oh So Pretty
21st February 2006 by
Apparently it is now a FACT that ugly people are more likely to be criminals. In your face, modern science!
I look forward to heist movies featuring scenes of gangsters vetting potential accomplices by posting their photos on Am I Hot or Not?. And “my client is really hott, right? the defence rests”. And rating girls in bars on the number of crimes they look like they’ve committed. Although I imagine this is quite a blow for anyone convinced that nice guys finish last. And possibly they ought to have considered whether pretty people are just better at getting away with it.
Incidentally: I have no criminal record, ladies.
