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Included:

1. The road outside my bedroom window being dug up first thing in the morning.
2. My neighbour playing some sort of racing game so that the walls reverberate to the sound of an engine accelerating and decelerating all day. wheeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. wheeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh. wheeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.
3. My neighbour watching what almost sounds like but probably isn’t Dad’s Army loud enough that I keep having to turn up the telly to drown it out, even though there’s at least one room and two walls between me and whatever it is he’s watching it on.

Tomorrow: neighbours I have bludgeoned to death with items of their own Audio/Visual equipment.